Kelis spent some time in Las Vegas recently where she performed at The Palms singing, you guessed it, Milkshake. At first glance doesn’t Kelis look like Youtube sensation, Glozell? What’s sad is that might be the nicest thing I have to say about this ensemble. It is important that all of us understand the definition of overkill. Now YOU do, but does Kelis? There are four mouths in this look: the two on her shoes, the one on her shirt, and the one in her head that she should have used to tell her stylist to get her shit together – I didn’t think I would ever have to say this, but TWO MOUTHS MAXIMUM per outfit, please! Amongst her loud, pop-art decisions, Kelis has dug a deeper hole by adding big chunky earrings to go with her big chunky necklace.
The icing on the cake? Look closely and you’ll notice that she is wearing the infamous Moschino gold letter belt… UPSIDE DOWN. I think this may be the appropriate time for a fashion student to use the acronym, “SMH.”